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var util = require('util');
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var fs = require('fs');
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var markov = require('markov');
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var m = markov(1);
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var s = fs.createReadStream(__dirname + '/qwantz.txt');
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m.seed(s, function () {
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var stdin = process.openStdin();
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util.print('> ');
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stdin.on('data', function (line) {
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var res = m.respond(line.toString()).join(' ');
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console.log(res);
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util.print('> ');
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});
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});
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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur, stomping is the best part of my day indeed!
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*gasp*
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What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU
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Perhaps you too will get a stomping little girl!
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WAIT!
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Is stomping really the answer to your problem(s)?
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Problem(s)?
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My only problem(s) have to do with you interrupting my stomping!
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crazy utahraptor!
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With that Utahraptor out of the way I feel better! A rare pleasure indeed, to have your problems put behind you and the future full of promise!
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Imagine if that Utahraptor slipped in the shower?
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He'd certainly wish he'd stomped the soap out of the way (much as I now stomp this little house) as he passed on!
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Perhaps in his last moments, the irony of the situation - from my perspective - would become evident.
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Yes, I will freely enjoy stomping more now that he is gone!
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Stop!
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You?
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You have retreated too far into the realm of fantasy and have forgotten that I did not in fact expire in the shower!
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I must guard against such self-absorption in the future!
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I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON HERE FOR US ALL!
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I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism.
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*gasp*
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As a male, I take on the position of the Everyman - with the latter syllable perhaps most important from our post-feminist perspective. The house clearly represents repressed feminity, at once recalling the blissful days of the past, while reminding us of their fundamental injustices.
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My action in destroying the house remains a puzzling enigma.
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The emphasis on male oppression is continued as I stand poised to crush this woman beneath my man-foot.
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No!
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I've always seen you as representing the essential struggle between man and his darker half.
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Oh, that is a part of it, to be sure.
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...but the desires of my darker nature manifest themselves as misogyny!
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Surely that must enter into your analysis!
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I had a friend (female) who dated her roommate (also female).
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Lesbians!
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Of course, there's always a danger when you go down the 'date-the-person-you-live-with' road. It could fall apart, not unlike this tiny house.
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They broke up a week later and still had to live together.
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The sting of a failed romance!
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I know it well.
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I too have consummated my love for my roommate of the same gender. Now when I see him (quite often, as it turns out) there is a tension that hurts me.
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Right here.
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Later...
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!
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The realization that I've had a homosexual affair with the Utahraptor THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER AT ALL profoundly disturbs me. How could I forget such a thing?
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I wonder what it was like? Maybe I was really good!
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Or MAYBE he's making the whole thing up! That would explain why I don't remember it.
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
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Yes! Thank you!
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I feel alot better about the whole thing now.
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But I have proof!
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You? What manner of proof have you?
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Uh
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well
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*gasp*
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